I am a butt.

— Wollus

Wollus: What is this place?

Coworker: Sweden. Have you heard of it?

Wollus: No.

Looks like I don't have ANY standards...

— Wollus

I play WoW. I have enough fingers for everything.

— Wollus

[My hands] are not always clean, but they're the cleanest I've known any hands to be.

— Wollus